Rahm Emanuel to Announce Motherfu**ing Resignation From G*damn White House Tomorrow


Senior White House correspondent Jake “The Octogon” Tapper of ABC News just Tweeted that President Barack Obama’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, is going to announce tomorrow that he’s leaving the White House to begin “looking at” (or “begin”) his run for the great, distinguished office that is Mayor of Chicago, following a Tweet by New York Times National Political Correspondent, Jeff Zeleny, who probably won’t be credited with the news break because he has less followers on Twitter than Tapper. While Mr. Emanuel was unavailable for quote at press time, his Twitter doppelganger had the following to say:



[For the record, Richard Mell was a former Blagojevich campaign engineer.]