Donny and Marie on Broadway?


According to commenter on a Broadway board, where they’re so very often right, Donny and Marie Osmond might be smiling their way into the Marquis Theater for 17 performances of a holiday show.

If so, would it be a Mormon spectacular with production numbers about bigamy and chirpy monologues denouncing gays?

Nah, I don’t think those two are like that.

Their teeth don’t lean in that direction.

More likely, it would have Donny swirling around in his amazing Technicolor dreamcoat while Marie suffers delayed postpartum depression and tries to run away, then passes out like she did on Dancing With the Stars.

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