Bristol may be tanking on Dancing With the Stars (a gorilla costume?!), but she’s not the only Palin to enter showbiz. The barracuda herself is the star of her very own holiday special, The Sarah Palin Election Day Musical Spectacular. In order to celebrate this day of exercising our right to never vote for her—ever—Mama Grizzly (played by Dorothy Bishop) will welcome best buds Levi Johnston, Christine O’Donnell, and other political and personal embarrassments to the stage for some good old-fashioned variety. Don’t miss Palin and O’Donnell’s take on the Wicked duet, “Defying Gravity.” Sounds witchy.
Tue., Nov. 2, 7 p.m., 2010