Glenn Beck is so certain that the socialist-led apocalypse is nigh that he is now endorsing for foodinsurance.com, a website that sells disaster prep kits for when the next 9/11 hits. Time outlines what the Emergency Plus Kit comprises, including a cooking tin and a two-week food supply of “delicious” freeze-dried food.
The price of peace of mind in this ever-changing and increasingly dangerous world? $249.99. And, according Beck, those “delicious” freeze-dried meals are good enough for him to eat now. Hey, the world is in a constant state of emergency anyway. As Time points out, a fearmonger who also hawks disaster-related products may not be tasteful, but it’s certainly delicious.
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