I actually found it. And bought it. And drank it. And enjoyed it.
And I was so stunned when they handed me a quarter back from my dollar that it’s a good thing caffeine was there to delightfully resuscitate my ass.
It’s at a divey place called 3rd Avenue Food & Deli at 325 Third Avenue (between 24th and 25th streets), where they have Lucky Charms in the window and a sign promising “Bacon, Two Eggs, and Cheese — $2.75.”
It’s on the same block as “Sally Spa.”
So next time you’re getting a mani/pedi, head a few feet over to the deli and stock up on the shit.
Fuck you, Starbucks!