Every time we write a post about failed sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman, who was returned to the motherland after being caught in New York in July, we fear it might be the last time. We should probably stop worrying. Chapman is back this week, and not just with a poker app for the iPhone. She’s also on the cover of the Russian edition of Maxim magazine, where she poses nearly naked with a gun and brags about her knowledge of men. Let’s call her The Spy Who Teased Me.
The Daily News, via the Washington Post, managed to snag this gem from the accompanying interview:
“Most men are divided in three categories: primitive, those that only want sex; smarter, those that want to be loved, and [the] last group — those that not only want to be loved, they also need that this love will be the biggest and most amazing feeling in your life,” she said.
“Those are the most difficult, but that is my favorite category,” Chapman added.
You cannot really argue with that. But no one wants to really read words about this woman, presumably, so Maxim went ahead and shot video of her photo shoot as well, which media blog Mediaite was kind enough to capture, because the Russian site seems buggy. As for Runnin’ Scared and the extent of our guilt for following this “story” so closely, well, we’ve never really pretended to be anything more than a blog about breasts.