This tornado video — taken by Eric Meyers in Rice, Texas, from his car on Sunday as 125-mile winds tore through the area — kinda makes the Brooklyn tornado guys look like amateurs, or, worse, a couple of wussy hipsters. “We are in the tornado” is the anti “Double rainbow all the way.”
At least four people sustained minor injuries in the storm, which also tore the roof off a school, damaged houses, and knocked train cars off their tracks. Meyers, by the way, is his county’s emergency management coordinator. Don’t try this at home. Or in your car…which is like the worst place to be in a tornado, except for, of course, actually being IN the tornado.
And it’s getting its autotune in 5…4…3…