My Cutest Outfit Evah!


It was a fuzzy lesbian-ish sweater with adorable baby seals on it, which I took clubbing the other night. (Yes, I clubbed baby seals.)

It was a perfect choice for Murray Hill‘s riotously funny Miss Lez Pageant at the Knitting Factory, which I judged along with a bevy of real lesbians.

I’m also throwing in a photo of the contestants, as well as a couple of me grilling Miss Hey Queen, Ariel Speedwagon, for the Q&A segment, Ariel wondering, “Can you hold onto this plug?” as she answered.

My reply, as you can see, was to give the plug a lovely socket.

Photos by Jeep/Jody Wheat.

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