DJ Pauly D, He Of Jersey Shore, Is Headlining Terminal 5 December 10

Hold on to your butts: The most popular DJ receiving regular airtime on MTV right now is coming to town, and there will be NO GRENADES ALLOWED.

Yes, it’s official: DJ Pauly D, Terminal 5, December 10. A Friday, conveniently. The irony/sincerity mix at this show is gonna be insane. For actual Jersey Shore cultural analysis, friend-of-SOTC Rich Four Four remains unbeatable; for anyone who doubts Pauly’s musical acumen, see below. Viva Italia.