New York

If I Drank Booze…

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I would limit myself to three classic cocktails:

Manhattans

Rob Roys

And Sidecars.

I have no idea what’s in any of those concoctions, but I absolutely adore the sound of them.

Just saying, “Give me a Manhattan, a Rob Roy, and a Sidecar” would instantly imply class and old-world prestige on my personage. (And, don’t worry, I wouldn’t order all three at once. Just two at a time.)

Best of all, it would make everyone who expects me to order a Grasshopper totally crazy!