CLICK HERE for my new column in which the renegade funny lady tells me about her Marie Osmond-like tumble on the show, which the cameras didn’t catch.
Also: The gay pride dance she did as millions watched in awe;
The appendage she once wore, which The Enquirer was too squeamish to publish;
And the “fuck you” approach she takes to people who are against gay marriage.
Also in the column:
Details of the autograph convention in New Jersey, where I caught up with Patty Duke and all sorts of other TV Land titans.
And a Mudd Club reunion for old punk rockers!
Which started at 8 p.m.!