Let’s get a jump on all the year-end pieces that will surely be heading this way (from myself, for example) and crown the biggest douche of the year so far.
Was it mouthy Mel Gibson for spewing even more hatred than critics leveled at Air America?
Coked-out Charlie Sheen for making Mel look like a model of upright decorum by comparison?
Or icky New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino for saying kids shouldn’t be brainwashed into thinking gay is OK, but, hey, his nephew is gay and he loves ’em!
Pick one of those three titans for King Douche — and let’s leave Tiger Woods out of this since his I’m-a-player-who’s-lost-his-game story exploded more last year.