CLICK HERE for my new column in which Courtney Love tells me that she wants to get out of “movie prison” just like Robert Downey Jr did.
Anyone have the keys?
Also in the column:
*The A-List boys are confronted in public by a boozy drag queen.
*Sir Ian McKellen may well be the only openly gay member of the American armed forces.
*People who worked with Mickey Rourke come forward to speak about the horror of it all.
*Alan Cumming says he doesn’t need lube or spit to jerk off.
*And Women on the Verge turns out to be a splashy recipe for flat gazpacho.