Georgina Bloomberg Is Movin’ on Up. To the Upper West Side. With Central Park Views.

Making up for that whole being dumped by man and horse debacle, Georgina Bloomberg, the mayor’s younger daughter, has purchased herself a little pick-me-up to the tune of a co-op on Central Park West. The 27-year-old shelled out “very close” to the asking price of $4.15 million, reports the New York Times. In return, she gets a three-bedroom near 71st Street to replace her current pad in Nolita. This will make the concussion and fractured spine and heartbreak healing a little bit easier, we’d assume. Real estate therapy. We just hope the girl has movers. (Joke. Of course she has movers.)