Men With Mustaches Might Actually Get Laid Today


It has come to our attention that today is a very important day in the annals of any particular year. And that is…”Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache” Day. Remember how Mom used to claim that EVERY DAY was Mother’s Day in an attempt to get you to stop being such an asshole? That little ploy did not work for her, nor, it seems, for the mustached among us. Thus…this “holiday” was born.

Earlier this month, we discussed “Movember,” in which men are challenged to Chia their facial hair for charity. November 18, for whatever reason, is the day that all that hard work finally pays off. “Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day” was deemed so a collaborative effort between the American Mustache Institute (yes) and the ladies of, who felt powerless in their inability to grow their own mustaches and wanted to help out in some way.

So, go forth and celebrate however you’d like (where’s Harvey Westmoreland right about now?). Or, ladies, grow your own damn mustache. Nothing wrong with a little self-love.

But before you do, please take a moment to participate in our unofficial poll: Men with mustaches, how YOU doin’? Today. Just today. (By this, we mean, is this holiday working for you? Are you seeing an upswing in your upswing?) Women, you can tell us, too. Equal opportunity about hair growth over here.

While we’re on the subject, don’t forget to vote for the 2010 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year.