It’s turkey time, which is a fabulous chance to sit back and savor all the things we’re not all that unhappy about.
Let’s drop the ironic posing for a second and be sincere on this topic, please.
Dig right down to the bottom of your soul, or at least your stomach, and tell me just what you’re truly thankful for at this very moment.
My DVD of ‘The Milton The Monster Show’
My mailman, who never messes up
Publicists who put me on their guest lists
The amazing freedoms we have and the ones we’re fighting for, which will surely come
The fact that Sarah Palin isn’t anywhere near the White House at this moment
And, of course, you kids.