Former highly unlikely New York gubernatorial candidate and “Rent Is Too Damn High” party leader/handlebar mustache-haver Jimmy McMillan has generously offered up not one but two possible Thanksgiving dinner plans to WNYC. You may choose between “Middle Class” and “Po Folk” menus.
Interestingly, while the Middle Class option gets you a Pepsi or Coke with your standard-fare turkey dinner, the Po Folk Thanksgiving means you’ll be drinking sugarwater with your mayo and jelly white bread sammie and eating a grapefruit/egg concoction for dessert.
Where’s the wine, Jimmy? If we have to deal with relatives, we’re going to need something with a little more kick.