Eddie Huang May Appear on Your TV Screen

Eddie Huang may have closed Xiao Ye and retreated to the warm and familiar confines of BaoHaus, but he’s not going gently into that good night: He has told Eater that he’s in the process of developing a TV show with High Noon Entertainment, the people responsible for Cake Boss. It’ll be a “personality-driven food culture and entertainment program” à la No Reservations, and will start shooting around New York next month. Huang has already promised to send Eater’s commenters a “DVD box set and a bag of dicks,” though he doesn’t specify if they’ll be sustainably sourced.

On a sort of related note, a Jonas Brother is appearing on Top Chef tonight, looking even prettier than Padma.