Jenn Sterger Really Doesn’t Want to Sue Brett Favre; Royals Attacked!; Jim Morrison Gets Posthumous Pardon

• Jenn Sterger, who allegedly received photos of Brett Favre’s penis by text, would simply like him to be punished, and won’t sue if the NFL will “implement a program” to prevent such unwanted advances as those she faced by cell phone. Oh, honey. These are professional athletes we’re talking about. [NBC NY]

• Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles were attacked by a group of protesters in London last night as they headed to a charity concert featuring Kylie Minogue and Susan Boyle. Students pissed about tuitions going up as much as $14,000 a year kicked their car and threw paint and other things at it. Fortunately, “their royal highnesses are unharmed.” [NYP]

• Today gay rights groups will rally in D.C. to promote a repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Yesterday the Senate rejected a bid to open debate on its repeal, which would effectively kill the chance to pass it in this congressional session. [CNN]

• Nicole Richie is getting married this weekend! [Us Weekly]

• Jim Morrison got a pardon on that indecent exposure conviction he got back in 1969, which we’re sure his dead body is quite happy with, regardless of whether it actually ever happened. [MTV]

• The public reacts to the vintage holiday buses in Staten Island. [SILive]

• Remember the old days, before there even was a Mars Bar? [Jeremiah’s]

• Pat Kiernan = Hermey the Elf? [Pat’s Papers]