Ok, I’ll bite. Best Roast. #fatindiebands -SG
— Exclaim! (@exclaimdotca) December 10, 2010
Well, “best” is probably a misnomer here, as we slept through the glory days of the #FatIndieBands hashtag, which seems to have raged all night. But it’s still going pretty strong — even M.I.A. got involved! As always, points were awarded to audacity, creativity, and how profoundly the target needed to get clowned in the first place. All and all we think people are doing great out there, it being a Friday and all.
Whoever invented this,Todd Levin, we salute you.
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Pancakes. #fatindiebands
— todd levin (@toddlevin) December 10, 2010
Apparently, this guy started this thing.
— Damian Abraham (@leftfordamian) December 10, 2010
Fucked Up’s frontman Damian Abraham invented his own, related hashtag.
— Brandon Stosuy (@brandonstosuy) December 10, 2010
While Stereogum’s Amrit Singh inadvertently coined his own porn name.
The XXL #fatindiebands
— jacob (@caboj) December 10, 2010
Now seems like a good time to mention that that new Creep/xx song is the jam.
Neutral Milkshake Hotel #fatindiebands
— Poz & InfeKt (@pozandinfekt) December 10, 2010
No cow too sacred.
Can we take out the “indie” part of “fatindiebands” so I can make my Diabeatles joke?
— Allison Benedikt (@abenedikt) December 10, 2010
Our film editor is funnier than you.
Best Toast #fatindiebands
— Larry Fitzmaurice (@lfitzmaurice) December 10, 2010
And, as always, last word to the god, Larry Fitzmaurice. Honorable mentions to follow:
Peter, Bjorn and Pappa John #fatindiebands
— Reynard Li (@ReynardLi) December 10, 2010
Einsturzende Sauerbraten #fatindiebands
— Steven Champeon (@schampeo) December 10, 2010
— Stephanie Levin (@stephlev07) December 10, 2010
At The Drive Thru #fatindiebands
— Brendan McG (@BmmcG) December 10, 2010
Tokyo Police Club Sandwich #fatindiebands
— Mark Frias (@MarkFrias) December 10, 2010
Florence and the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine #fatindiebands
— Mike 2nd-Gen. White Walker (@themikewhite) December 10, 2010