The Julian Assange Memoir Is Happening

Julian Assange is not just moping around whinging and wasting his time as he fights extradition and those sexual molestation charges. In his spare moments he’s writing a memoir, which everyone knows is the first step to a lucrative biopic deal. Knopf will publish the book in the U.S., and Canongate in the U.K., reports DailyFinance. A manuscript is scheduled for delivery in March, with publication in 2011. Gosh, we have a lot to look forward to next year! May it read like his love letters, pretty please.