Julian Assange is not just moping around whinging and wasting his time as he fights extradition and those sexual molestation charges. In his spare moments he’s writing a memoir, which everyone knows is the first step to a lucrative biopic deal. Knopf will publish the book in the U.S., and Canongate in the U.K., reports DailyFinance. A manuscript is scheduled for delivery in March, with publication in 2011. Gosh, we have a lot to look forward to next year! May it read like his love letters, pretty please.