Back in 2009, we filed “Unhelpful Restaurant Websites” under Things We Hate. Now, McSweeney’s has helpfully taken that sentiment a few hundred steps farther with “If This Fusion Restaurant’s Website Could Talk,” a screed that certain establishments might want to consult: “Watch this full-screen video!!! Did you know we were founded in 2004 with the mission of bringing cutting edge cuisine with a hip flair to Brooklyn??? DANCE MUSIC!!!!” [Via Eater National]
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