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Woman Who Fell in Fountain While Texting Talks About Falling in Fountain While Texting


Did you see the video of the woman texting while walking in a mall, causing her to fall in the fountain of that mall and be mocked by numerous security video-watchers? Did you mock her yourself? Did you perhaps not mock but find yourself unable to suppress a chuckle at the sight of her flopping ass over teakettle into the drink? If so, you’ll probably want to watch this video, in which she gives HER side of the story to CNN. Yep, that CNN. As you can see, it’s been an emotional roller coaster.

Our lessons, in brief: Don’t go to malls. Never text back that “friend from church.” And if you ever see coins in front of your face, hold your breath and hope for the best. Or, sue the jerks who put that fountain there in the first place!

[via Videogum, who described this, hilariously, as BREAKING IMPORTANT NEWS THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT AND VERY MUCH NEWS FOR SURE.]

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