Cathy Cruz Marrero, apparently, had been charged last October for using a coworker’s credit cards “to make more than $5,000 in purchases at a Target and a Zales jewelry store.” Oh, that is a sad sentence. Another sad sentence, her own, happens on April 21, her next court date. According to ABC, “Marrero is likely facing about six months of house arrest and electronic monitoring.”
The good news about all this: time to learn to walk and text away from the eyes of the prying public! Also, does this mean she’s not going to sue the mall after all?
In other news, apparently a security guard was fired for posting Marrero’s fountain-fall video, which just seems way harsh.