2. This is a step in the right direction for the whole country.
3. So, they’re in love?
4. So, they’re gay?
5. Can cats be gay?
6. Can cats even, like, be friends?
7. “In a private Feline Marriage Ceremony, held by the cats and attended by their shelter friends, Solomon and Bruno will officially become a couple.”
8. Can cats “hold” a marriage ceremony?
9. They have a gift registry?
10. Despite evidence to the contrary, I choose to believe that the registry is at Pottery Barn.
11. No but really, is this a sham?
12. An adorable sham!
13. If they can find love, can Lonesome George? The incredibly sad and old Galapagos tortoise?