Hollywood studios regularly whore themselves out for Oscars, but the serious honors will go to actual prostitutes when The International Hookies are given away on March 18 at Roseland.
I imagine there’ll be trophies for Best Hourly Rate, Least Expensive Triple Penetration on a Double Date, and Best Live Action Long Subject.
Talk about trophy boys!
Pert little pixie Leslie Jordan is the host of the event, and here’s what he has to say about it:
“Having hired my first hooker at 14 (gave a boy my lunch money out in the woods), I am truly honored and excited to be hosting this prestigious event!
“Let those boys know that Little Sugar Daddy is in the house and looking for someone to spoil!!”
Shocking! I can’t believe he waited till 14!