Because there is no job too small for Tumblr, the world now has Marty Markowitz Eating to further its procrastination. It’s just photos and the occasional video of the Brooklyn borough president with food. The only problem is that he’s almost never actually eating; he’s only in the vicinity of food, which isn’t nearly as gratifying. Still, it’s kind of remarkable to see the extent to which running Brooklyn is tied to posing next to its foodstuffs.
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