Lady Gaga’s New Scent Will Smell Like Blood and Semen


That’s what the lady hath reportedly decreed, in her latest act of headline-grabbing outrage.

And what a smell that‘s going to be, zinging up elitist parties with all kinds of jizzy, jazzy excitement.

I’m sure Gaga initially considered safer mixtures like “cinammon and nutmeg” and “pansies and marigolds” before going for the more intimate, raw, and delightful blood and semen thing.

And blood and semen lovers are rejoicing, with a heavy emphasis on doctors and gay men!

Though most people who are already covered in blood and semen probably feel they can get this shit for free.

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