He shows up on the set next Tuesday, all cleaned up and ready to work.
What do you say to him?
*”I am so proud of you for not only living your dream, but for getting this show so much press! Thank you, Chuck!”
*”Another reaction to prescription drugs, Charlie? Time to get a new doctor.”
*”I never knew you had a huge library! It’s a porn library, but still, it counts, man.”
*Honey, you’re having the longest mid-life crisis since Calvin Klein!”
*”We need to change this show to Two Men and a Half and Five ‘Hos!”
*”What’s all the fuss, bro? It’s not like you put a knife to your wife’s neck this time.”
*”Got any left?”
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on January 28, 2011