Let’s Say You’re One Of Charlie Sheen’s TV Costars And…


He shows up on the set next Tuesday, all cleaned up and ready to work.

What do you say to him?

*”I am so proud of you for not only living your dream, but for getting this show so much press! Thank you, Chuck!”

*”Another reaction to prescription drugs, Charlie? Time to get a new doctor.”

*”I never knew you had a huge library! It’s a porn library, but still, it counts, man.”

*Honey, you’re having the longest mid-life crisis since Calvin Klein!”

*”We need to change this show to Two Men and a Half and Five ‘Hos!”

*”What’s all the fuss, bro? It’s not like you put a knife to your wife’s neck this time.”

*”Got any left?”