Madonna Should Re-Do Her Songs


And make them Jewish!

That’s comic Brian Einersen‘s view anyway.

After all, she years ago gave up her Christian background in favor of the Kabbalah.

So Brian says Madonna needs to re-record her hits and instead sing:

“You must be my lucky star of David.”

“Rabbi Don’t Preach. I’m keeping my condo.”

“Neurotic, neurotic. Take your hands off my body. Or I’ll sue.”

(And to the tune of “Vogue”) “Come on and sue, sue. Let your lawyer fill out the paperwork. Oy vey.”

And how about “Like a Prayer (For The Dead)”?