Walmart is still fighting to come to New York City, despite the fact that residents believe the store is run by a bunch of corporate soulless zombies who don’t support unions? Still!? They set up a website and everything! Gothamist is reporting that “ShopRite is also interested in the 100,000-square-foot property” in Brooklyn that Wallmart has its eye on. But there are plenty of stores that we need here in New York that are conspicuously missing. Runnin’ Scared has a few ideas that could fill that spot much better than either of those two corporate clowns.
Take your pick! Our fingers are crossed for the Franzia Megastore, of course.