Mark Zuckerberg may have a Facebook stalker in real life, but we’re still waiting for ours to show up! You’d do a better job of stalking us IRL if you become our friend first. So, like our Facebook page. Follow us on Twitter: @RunninScaredNYC. And make sure to write us creepy letters about our favorite memes on our Tumblr: Village Voice on Tumblr. Good, now your plan is fool-proof! Stalk away, we’re sick of waiting to put a restraining order on you.