Or at least semi-naked, as in the splashy hotel pool party that’s just come back, according to this week’s column.
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Come on, this place is the best dive in town, ba-dum-pum.
I also generously divulge other ways to throw a worthwhile event in the year of the comeback:
Have Brooke Shields tell her life story — all of it, honey.
Get Olympia Dukakis to play a bizarre Southern diva with neuralgia and a kabuki act.
And arrange for free food, drinks, and a gift bag with no strings attached — plus a doorman who can find my name, please!
(Pool party photos by Native NYker/RantsThoughtsMerde.com)