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In Defense of My Beloved Snooki: The Best Valentine’s Date Ever


Jersey Shore star Snooki has been voted by Yahoo users as the worst Valentine’s date. The New York Daily News News reports that she “got 41 percent of votes in a poll of omg! Yahoo readers on the woman with whom they would least like to spend Valentine’s Day.” This is so wrong: Snooki would be an amazing date to have on Valentine’s Day. There’s actually no one that we’d rather be with on Valentine’s than good old Snooks. Our favorite pickle lover needs to be with us on V-day for real and we’re here to tell you why.

She’s funny!
Snooki is one of the funniest people on TV, whether she means it or not. Everything she says is quoted endlessly and spending time with her is sure to be a laugh riot. Watch her do an impression of a pilgrim.


She’s loving!
Snooki becomes obsessed with anyone she comes in contact with very quickly. This is ideal, as Valentine’s Day is on Monday: You need someone who falls head over heels in love with you right away! Related: She’s always talking about “smushing.”

She’s better than more “popular” celebs
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were the top two choices men wanted to take out on Valentine’s Day. Jennifer Aniston? There has to be some reason every tabloid under the sun brands her as “miserable.” And Angelina? She’s a man stealer, and you never want your date to be checking out the waiter during dinner.

She drinks and has a good time!
What’s the best thing to do on dates? Get blackout drunk, of course! And as we know, Snooki loves to drink, carouse, and enjoy herself more than anyone. She’s gotten into so many bar fights that we’ve lost count. There’s nothing like a girl that can brawl.

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