I was in a celebrity volunteer group at God’s Love We Deliver the other day with singer Adam Barta and Frank the Entertainer‘s Kerry Schwartz…no, wait. Let me pause for a moment and let you digest that much.
Anyway, in the midst of it all, I overheard this oh-my-God conversation between Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnik and Bad Girls Club Miami‘s Christina Hopkins, their words ripped right out of my remote control.
As my ears threatened to melt, I realized, “These shows ain’t made up! This shit is real!”
Angelina: Oh, my God. Your extensions look so good.
Christina: I know. They’re 22. I used to have 18.
Angelina: Did you have them sewn in?
Angelina: They look amazing. How much?
Angelina: And you have eyelash extensions!
Angelina: Why would you have that? Today, I was like, ‘Fuck that. I don’t want to put anything on.’
Angelina: But your extensions look amazing.
I could go on, but you get the idea. Oh, my God.