I was on CNN this morning with anchor Kyra Phillips, discussing the plight of crazed Charlie Sheen, whose rants against the creator of Two and a Half Men have led to the suspension of this season’s remaining episodes.
Among my highly illuminating bon mots:
“This is the biggest midlife crisis since Lindsay Lohan‘s.”
“Pretty soon, the show will be One and Half Men.”
“His kids want to hear Mother Goose stories, not ‘Daddy’s down the hall with three girlfriends.'”
And “My readership has gone up. The cast of the show needs to find out whether to go to work every day.”
Take it all with a grain of whatever Charlie is on.