Charlie Sheen has just started a (verified) Twitter account. This can’t be good. His handle is @CharlieSheen, which we can’t believe wasn’t taken by now. The actor’s rants over the these last couple of days have been near Herculean, so we can’t wait to see what he’ll come up with in 140 character bursts. Sheen’s account, which has grown to 100,000-plus followers in minutes, is sure to join the ranks of popular Twitter trainwrecks like Courtney Love’s (sadly defunct) and Lindsay Lohan’s (still alive!). Sheen still hasn’t started tweeting yet and it’s getting really hard to keep holding our breath. Update: He tweets!
Don’t worry Charlie, everything gets easier after the first one.