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Disgraced Politico Chris Lee Gets a Hot Offer From Playgirl

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You know, the guy who sent naked pics of himself to a woman on Craigslist, and reportedly took out an ad seeking transsexual women.

Says Playgirl‘s Daniel Nardicio:

“We’re currently putting together a shoot of hot daddies (DILFS) and I think Chris would make a great centerfold for that issue.

“He’s hot and hunky, and the fact that he likes trannies gives me a great idea for a shoot with Terry Richardson, whom I met last week backstage at Lady Gaga and was into the idea — in fact, Terry’s mother used to work at Playgirl.

“I think it’d be a great choice for Chris — a dismal political career could be topped off with a flamboyant finish.

“I’m thinking of calling that issue DILFS — or Silver Foxes.

“Plus I feel Chris’s penchant for chicks with dicks makes him a shoo-in for porn, no?”

Absolutely! And it would be a chance to see if Republicans have dicks.