Have Any Famous Friends on Facebook?


Part of the fun of having all those faux-friendships on Facebook is that you can constantly tell people stuff like, “My friend Rihanna said…”

Naturally, you don’t add that you’ve never actually met the woman!

So here’s my query: Do you have any famous FB friends, and did you go after them or did they stalk you?

And I’m not just talking about the fan pages, I mean the actual person!

I’m proud to say I’m extremely close pals — practically siblings — with Joe Dallesandro, Bruce Vilanch, Carol Channing, Pat Cleveland, Renee Taylor, Judith Regan, Denny Dillon, Butch Patrick, and Scott Thompson, so nyah.

In fact, we’re all having a party in my house tonight.

Well, in my computer in my house.