We all know that the best spot to catch hot new buzzbands in New York City is . . . Saks Fifth Avenue. So with that in mind, please join dangerously underaged Chicago garage-rockers Smith Westerns there Thursday night, playing some sort of free, free-vodka-soaked evening soiree at the behest of womens’ apparel outpost Rag & Bone (free denim tote if you buy something!). The flyer/RSVP info is below… prepare to be surrounded by bearded dudes who could fit into womens’ clothing no problem. I’d suggest you request “Weekend,” but hopefully that’ll be unnecessary.