For all of your rat video needs, please defer to NYC the Blog, who can’t help but publicize these disgusting creatures. Sometimes, though, they’re too jarring to ignore — like when the brave rodents crawl on sleeping subway riders — and so we’re forced to proliferate the smut. The above clip, of a man attempting to make out with his pet rat on the subway, is unadulterated filth, made ickier by the fact that all this man wants is attention. And here we are.
Rather than dive into the complex mental rabbit hole (rat hole?) of judging the ability of animals to give consent to kiss, let’s just go ahead and assume the rat in question is in an abusive, one-sided relationship, as demonstrated more clearly in a second clip of this sad, strange man, this time putting the rat’s entire head in his mouth:
This is our fault. [via]