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James Franco’s Brother: ‘I’m Gonna Deep-Throat That Cumsicle…’

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Dave Franco turns out to be a very sexy and funny guy.

It must be genetic.

In this “Funny or Die” video, James’s bro faces off with Chris Mintz-Plasse in a “You’re So Hot” showdown that has the two of them comparing ways they’ll arouse each other, from the cumsicle bit to a promise of shoving Justin Bieber way up Dave’s keyster.

Dave wins, hands down. (Or should I say “hands up — your ass”?)

He’s so fabulous that I’ve already dropped my plan to become a young female tree and marry Charlie Sheen.

Instead, I’m dying to go out with Dave Franco for some cumberry cocktails.

And after we’re married — with Bieber as the ring bearer — I’ll be a proud part of the Franco family, which is obviously the most liberal, gay-friendly American family since Dom DeLuise’s.

Long may they rain on us!

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