There’s nothing like an inspiring, aspirational crime story on a Friday morning, and from Scranton no less! Here goes: Police detained Karin Mackaliunas, suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn, after she crashed her car on Sunday. They found three bags of heroin in her jacket. On the way to police HQ, they noticed her “fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.” Turns out, she’d used her vagina as a storage facility for way, way, way more heroin. And other things, too!
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
It’s the 22 cents that gets us, every time.
Mackaliunas was charged with possession, obviously. Imagine what she could do if she really devoted herself.
Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself [Scranton Times-Tribune, via Daily Intel]