The above video is an announcement from former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty: He’s forming an exploratory committee for the 2012 presidential race. Have you ever been more moved by a man bravely announcing his courageous decision to form a team of advisers and pollsters to determine the viability of a run for office based on a series of analytical observations and compounded opinion? If you can watch this without crying, you’re worse than Castro, commie.
The video has it all:
Most importantly, there’s the tagline: “Join the team and together we’ll restore America.”
(Unless my exploratory committee decides that 2016 is a safer bet.)