Donald Trump, Birther, Continues to Tempt Us With Possible Presidential Run


A very bronzed Donald Trump, continuing in his campaign for our attention as to whether he will or won’t run for president in 2012, has taken to The View to express his views, including concerns over potential competitor (and current president) Barack Obama’s birthplace, because this is a thought Trump once had in his head, or somehow it got there, maybe it trickled in an ear with some hair dye, or came out of the teevee box, but anyway, he’s going to shout it over and over because he once heard that’s what presidential candidates do.

Via the Daily News,

“I want him to show his birth certificate. I want him to show his birth certificate,” Trump shouted to the show’s five co-hosts. “There’s something on that birth certificate that he doesn’t like.”

Trump, who says that “he was a really good student at the best school,” feels that birthers are being made into the worst there is. Unfair! Also, that “Obama was probably born in the U.S.” But, since he’s never seen a photo of Obama in the early years, that means no one knew him then, because everybody knew Trump in the early years, because he made himself known! Anyway, says Trump, Obama should show the birth certificate because it’s “a terrible pale that’s hanging over him.”

Of course, a copy of the certificate was produced in 2008. But anyways! Trump still hasn’t decided if he’ll run. He’ll let us know before June. Can’t wait!

Show me! Donald Trump wants to see President Obama’s birth certificate with his own eyes [NYDN]