When push comes to shove, we really don’t care whether Paris Hilton calls herself Paris or Farthead, whether Madonna has one name or two, or whether Prince calls himself by an actual name or chooses to go by a symbol. Nor do we care much about Lindsay Lohan, but she seems to think differently, and so does her mother. Dina Lohan has announced that her daughter will now be going by simply “Lindsay.”
“Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay… Plus, me and Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”
“Look at Oprah and Beyonce,” one of Lohan’s family friends told Schuter, “Now you can add Lindsay to that list.”
Whatever, we’ll still call you LiLo.