When you were a kid, your mother probably told you not to play with your food. But like all contrary kids, you played with it anyway, and maybe got a rap across the knuckles. Now that you’re in your post-kid era, why not do whatever you want? Let your imagination run free! Here are 10 things to do with pork products, and we’ve left the brassiere for last, since maybe it’s NSFW. But I guess that depends on your mom. Oops! I mean boss.
With the U.N. just announcing that humanity has twelve years to reverse the effects of man-made climate change, we bring you a Voice report already sounding the alarm under another Republican president sixteen years ago