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A Plan to Fix Charlie Sheen’s ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth’ Tour

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Apparently, they’re going to close down for three weeks starting later this month.

A new director is being brought in, someone who’s done lots of arena shows.

A playwright is coming in to doctor up the script.

They’re going to tighten all the cables and harnesses.

And Bono and the Edge are willing to try to drum up a few better tunes.

No, wait, that’s Spider-Man.

Never mind.

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