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J. Lo Is “The Most Beautiful Woman In The World!”

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That’s what People has just decreed, and I’m absolutely…OK with it.

After all, she’s a Latina, and we need everyone to get their proper recognition.

She’s not 25, as she herself pointed out upon getting the honor.

She has a nice sized culo. (Ignore everything I wrote about that subject earlier today. That was satire. No, really.)

And most importantly, she’s hot again–because if your career ain’t happening, ain’t no magazine gonna decide that you’re beautiful or even write about you at all!