Zsa Zsa Gabor to Become New Mother at 94


That’s what her husband, the Prince von whatever, told CNN, in a fit of crazy optimism!

Apparently, it’s going to involve all kinds of egg donors, surrogate mothers, sci-fi plot twists, and CGI special effects, but, hey, it could happen, as sure as her great niece Paris could become a Mother Superior.

And there’s a bright side.

At least the doctor won’t have to slap the baby because Zsa Zsa will already have taken care of that.

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on April 15, 2011

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